I'm Bulimic.

I look just awful! they say. Bulimic even! Did you know that when you exclude the major American food groups (i.e. animals, corn, partially hydrogenated oils) from your diet, you turn bulimic? Apparently that's true. It couldn't be that I'm stressed out from having to stay with YOU all summer, no, that's certainly not the case. It couldn't be that I hate living in three places, or that I especially hate driving between these three places, or that I am more than shaky about the future, or that I've inexplicably developed allergies to the outside, could it? Certainly not. Welp. Better get ... some ... treatment??

I think I want some ice cream.