My legs. They're on fucking fire! And not because they're sexy. BECAUSE THEY ARE LITERALLY ON FIRE!!!!

Not really.

But that's what it feels like. I think... I have no idea why. See if I shave my legs ever again! I don't care what you say, society. I am going to have unshaven legs! Because I'm tired of the ridiculous ways in which you make me suffer!!!!

my legs. see the red?!