Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Something With An M

So. Every day, I get these emails from the ADA. Each one has about 20 nutrition-related news links on it. And after viewing approximately four months of these emails, I have to come to the following conclusion. If we, as a people, cannot or do not want to change our eating slash purchasing habits regarding "food", then I feel that we must accept the consequences (i.e. cancer and/or heart disease (can you have both?)), and die horrible, painful deaths.

Seriously. I'm not sure why there needs to be registered dietitians at all. What kind of people need other people to tell them how and what to eat? Stupid ones, I guess. Oh well. I suppose I'll enjoy profiting off of their stupidity? It's not even ignorance. We ALL KNOW what we're supposed to eat. We just don't do it, I guess. Because. We're stupid. And deserve to die.

If I see one more freaking news article with a title like "HEY IF YOU EXERCISE YOU CAN BE HEALTHY" or "HEY IF YOU DON'T EAT SUGARY, SALTY, FATTY FOOD THEN YOU'LL BE HEALTHY TO!O!" proclaimed proudly at the top of my screen as if it's the greatest revelation ever to be had, I will totally flip out!!!
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The end.

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